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Some Yellowstone rules exist for a reason.
Featuring a not-so-subtle reminder of what happens when wildlife gets a little too interested in visitors, this tongue-in-cheek design puts a humorous spin on one of the park's most famous warnings. With a grizzly bear, a pair of unfortunate dangling legs, and a clean minimalist graphic style, it's the perfect shirt for campers, hikers, park lovers, and anyone who appreciates dark outdoor humor.
Whether you're exploring Yellowstone's backcountry, swapping campfire stories, or just reminding your friends to keep their snacks to themselves, this tee delivers laughs while celebrating the wild side of America's first national park.
Why you'll love it:
Clean vintage-inspired national park design
Soft, comfortable fit for everyday adventures
Perfect gift for campers, hikers, and Yellowstone fans
A conversation starter almost everywhere you wear it
Friendly reminder: the bears were here first
Because in Yellowstone, you're not at the top of the food chain.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Don't Feed The Bears Yellowstone National Park Tee
$26.97
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$26.97
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Featuring a not-so-subtle reminder of what happens when wildlife gets a little too interested in visitors, this tongue-in-cheek design puts a humorous spin on one of the park's most famous warnings. With a grizzly bear, a pair of unfortunate dangling legs, and a clean minimalist graphic style, it's the perfect shirt for campers, hikers, park lovers, and anyone who appreciates dark outdoor humor.
Whether you're exploring Yellowstone's backcountry, swapping campfire stories, or just reminding your friends to keep their snacks to themselves, this tee delivers laughs while celebrating the wild side of America's first national park.
Why you'll love it:
Clean vintage-inspired national park design
Soft, comfortable fit for everyday adventures
Perfect gift for campers, hikers, and Yellowstone fans
A conversation starter almost everywhere you wear it
Friendly reminder: the bears were here first
Because in Yellowstone, you're not at the top of the food chain.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |